Top Ten Reasons

Attention everyone: It's Showtime! I won't go into the gory details, but the labor process has begun. I just hope the girl doesn't have the unfortunate issue of having a Christmas birthday for the rest of her life. :(

Anyways, since I am winding down this long journey, I thought I would compile the Top Ten Reasons I Liked About Pregnancy and Top Ten Reasons I Hated It. . . .


Top Ten Things I Liked About Pregnancy:
10. I didn't eat as much as I thought I was going to
9. I didn't throw up one ounce during the entire time
8. My nails got long
7. I haven't had a hangover for 8.5 months! (yes, do the math)
6. My wedding rings still fit
5. No signs of a single stretch mark
4. People do stuff for you because they think you are incapable
3. People buy you cute baby clothes because they can't resist the cuteness
2. I get to wear comfy clothes everyday
1. There is a tiny, cute little human inside of me that will rely on me to raise her and teach her right and call me mommy!


Top Ten Reasons I Hated It:
10. For the first time in my life, I have experienced heartburn
9. I have only had two glasses of alcohol in 8.5 months :)
8. My two months of pregnancy rash have completely scarred my stomach
7. I have discovered much more cellulite on the back of my thighs
6. I have to pay someone to paint my toenails
5. This kid thinks my bladder is a punching bag
4. If I have to hear "Oh, it's going to be the first baby of the year!" one more time, I am going to scream
3. If I have to hear "You probably want it born this year for the tax write off!" I am going to scream
2. I have to wear unstylish comfy clothes everyday because I am too cheap to spend the money on "stylish" and cute maternity clothes.
1. My family thinks I am the devil because of my raging hormones.